the antiseptic pink goo is poised to take on the world
conquest! victory! overthrow!
it is all within reach
the secret message has been written for you to decode
(the mirror! the clue is in the mirror!)
it is the promise of a fresh clean start
follow the goo, trust the goo, believe in the goo
it is the future
the goo just needs you
to give it a hand
uptown jack 