The garden gnome stands on the steps
But wait
Gnomes are mischievous woods dwelling creatures who will steal your lunch and poke you in the foot with a stick
Not this guy he has a big tall head to look like a gnome’s hat but he’s not a gnome
He might still poke you in the foot with a stick and he might still steal your lunch but he won’t run away after
Instead he will explain that you really don’t have a foot and you never really had a lunch
And you will think that that is okay
uptown jack 